We're More Than a Faceless Conglomerate: We Have Cats Given the common perception of large corporations as heartless, cold and power-hungry, we recognize the importance of a more likeable image. Through extensive market research, surveys and comparison-testing, we have determined the most effective way to affect public perception of a "kindler, gentler" conglomerate is through the use of cats. Hence, the development of our Feline division. Spearheaded by a task force of three felines (below, left), operation "Warm and Fuzzy" is our latest directive in this effort. Following is a closer look at our team and their unique qualifications.   Name:   Merlin Breed:   Persian Skills:   Communicates well (fussy) Goals:   To eat as much as possible, and to enjoy the outdoors often.         Name:   Boo ("Boo-Boo") Breed:   Persian Skills:   Manipulative charm, can sleep in boxes. Goals:   Your unending devotion and affection.         Name:   Chloé Breed:   Domestic Shorthair Skills:   Zippiness, not afraid to show belly Goals:   To be top cat, even if it means silently suffocating a sleeping human.